Shaa: We’d probably have to bring back the spirits.
Inner Shammah: Wait…really?
Shaa: Yeah, I need help.
Inner Shammah: But we’ll need copious amounts of personal time and aimless unfocused consumption.
Shaa: Whatever it takes.
Inner Shammah: There’s no time.
Shaa: We don’t need time.
Inner Shammah: And a lot of writing. Jesus, what a task! If I wasn’t so turned on right now, I’ll be telling you how impossible this is?
Shaa: 😅 What?
Inner Shammah: Okay then, that means you have to learn how to dance?
Shaa: Immediately no! 😅
Inner Shammah: Seriously, it’s the only way
Shaa: Guy, dead the issue.😂
Inner Shammah: There are so many benefits…
Shaa: Benefits like…😄
Inner Shammah: You get to use your body, you get to exercise, you can finally pay attention to music…
Shaa: Those are the benefits you are pitching?
Inner Shammah: Improve your brain’s plasticity, clear the vestiges of your hyperactivity…
Shaa: I pass.
Inner Shammah: You would be able to make better TGIF videos.
Shaa: Abeg, who’s paying you to market this thing to me? 😂
Inner Shammah: Do you want help or not?
Shaa: Shei it is you that will find the dance school or whatever.
Inner Shammah: Thank you.
Shaa: And I have terms and conditions.
Inner Shammah: I am not sure you can have…
Shaa: Is your equity bigger than mine?
Inner Shammah: 😑
Shaa: Also, the TGIF videos are not a thing.
Inner Shammah: If you say so.