Shaa #9

Shaa: We’d probably have to bring back the spirits.

Inner Shammah: Wait…really?

Shaa: Yeah, I need help.

Inner Shammah: But we’ll need copious amounts of personal time and aimless unfocused consumption.

Shaa: Whatever it takes.

Inner Shammah: There’s no time.

Shaa: We don’t need time.

Inner Shammah: And a lot of writing. Jesus, what a task! If I wasn’t so turned on right now, I’ll be telling you how impossible this is?

Shaa: 😅 What?

Inner Shammah: Okay then, that means you have to learn how to dance?

Shaa: Immediately no! 😅

Inner Shammah: Seriously, it’s the only way

Shaa: Guy, dead the issue.😂

Inner Shammah: There are so many benefits…

Shaa: Benefits like…😄

Inner Shammah: You get to use your body, you get to exercise, you can finally pay attention to music…

Shaa: Those are the benefits you are pitching?

Inner Shammah: Improve your brain’s plasticity, clear the vestiges of your hyperactivity…

Shaa: I pass.

Inner Shammah: You would be able to make better TGIF videos.

Shaa: Abeg, who’s paying you to market this thing to me? 😂

Inner Shammah: Do you want help or not?

Shaa: Scam!

Shaa: Shei it is you that will find the dance school or whatever.

Inner Shammah: Thank you.

Shaa: And I have terms and conditions.

Inner Shammah: I am not sure you can have…

Shaa: Is your equity bigger than mine?

Inner Shammah: 😑

Shaa: Also, the TGIF videos are not a thing.

Inner Shammah: If you say so.